ASK A STRAY DAD

A totally unqualified,

seriously ill-advised

advice column—

for one would-be adult man.

  • ASK A STRAY DAD: DOCTORED LYRICS

    June 15, 2022 by

    Q: So, how was your weekend? A: On Thursday a doctor in Ruidoso induced my sister-in-law, to try and evict the twins that had been living rent-free in her uterus for the past 9 months. As the Cytotec opened the front door and gave notice that Baby A and Baby B were to vacate the… Read more

  • ASK A STRAY DAD: HOT AIR

    June 7, 2022 by

    Q: What’s the climate like up/down there? A: Well… Portland: Altitude: 50 feetTotal Precipitation, 2021: 35.58 inchesToday’s High Temperature: 68 Albuquerque:Altitude: 5900 feetTotal Precipitation, 2021: 5.50 inchesToday’s High Temperature: 92 The first thing to hit me was the altitude. One week into living at 6,000 feet I brushed my molars too vigorously and blacked out on… Read more

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